69. Call in to work sick just because

Not that I am admitting that I have done this, but if I had (or were in the future to do this), hypothetically speaking, the sequence of events may have gone as follows:

- call into work early in the morning before clearing my throat so that I can pull of sounding sick

- go back to bed for at least 2 hours

- wake up leisurely and eat breakfast

- sit on the couch and watch bad daytime tv
- go for a nice walk
- meet up with a friend for coffee

Good thing I am a hardworking employee who does not abuse the sick-leave system... Because that would be very very wrong. Very wrong.